February 2012
3 posts
Why do girls do the whole thing where they get all upset when you can’t do something for them? It’s not like I’m purposely trying to avoid you. It would seem fair to me if there was an even amount of sacrifice, but there never is!
Feb 5th
Aches pains vomit apathetic dad can I get sympathy/a hug
Feb 5th
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January 2012
6 posts
I received a letter from the supreme court. It was a cease and desist letter ordering me to abstain from sexual intercourse, as my big dick violates the 8th amendment (cruel/unusual punishment)
Jan 27th
“Thought I knew pretty, ‘til I met you You’ve redefined that word...”
– (Lyrics of “Super happy!” By mrevaaaa; dedicated to Courtney)
Jan 22nd
Jan 16th
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‎90% of people marry their 7th-12th grade love....
aprilamazingness: pretendlandlovetree: chijin-chan: thenightwingfan: th3past: ugh why did I read that???????????? Shit Why. HAH! It’s my first week back at school. Of course it’s going to suck!  Reblogging for that statistic at the beginning… I soooo wish it were true XD I liked the same guy from 7th-12th grade and even now, lol.. I like the stat, but don’t think it’s true. I...
Jan 16th
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Vodka and mine rift totally mix well
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December 2011
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First text message of the day: “Jared! My poor lady parts! D:”
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Anonymous asked: Are you a boy or a girl?
Dec 13th
It isn't mono
Soo yeah doctors today and basically they took my blood told me I have something gave me a shot … But no lollipop
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Dear ceiling cat, Can the tumblr beast do mah homework and let me sleep. Thanks -a lowly blogger (translated from) Fear celling bar Canhas tumblr subway dismay heomework and alepp Tanks Lowly blog blob
Dec 6th
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“I’m getting tired of younglife. I mean I only went for the girls, and...”
– Some guy in my class
Dec 5th
successs
I feel like a rockstar when my music blog has something that gt played 11,000 times :)
Dec 4th
Dec 4th
Soo nvm on that whole secretly-move-in-with-a-friend plan…. My dad bought me a whole case of monster energy drinks
Dec 3rd
I’m considering living at my friend’s house without her parents knowing. Not because I hate my family but rather because I’m 18 and want to exercise my freedom
Dec 3rd
November 2011
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